I Need Your Questions!

topic posted Fri, November 6, 2009 - 12:38 PM by  the jason
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hey now!
i'm collecting questions for an application that i'm putting together.
i need HUNDREDS of questions.
of all kinds.
any question will do.
short answer would be best but any really.
silly/goofy/philisophical/religious/accusational/outragious/nonsensical... i doesnt matter.
as long as it ends with a question mark it will work. doesnt have to be trivia but it can be... whatever..
all i ask is that you give me as many as you can think of...
you can post them here or email them to me at:
jasonisabelle@hotmail.com

what is this application for you ask?
some of you already know because i was collecting questions at PDF Fall and Burning Man this year...
the rest of you will have to wait....
:)
cookieman thanks you.
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the jason
New Hampshire
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  • Re: I Need Your Questions!

    Sat, November 7, 2009 - 2:54 PM
    Taken from www.storycorps.org/record-y...ator/list

    Great questions for anyone

    * What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?
    * Who was the most important person in your life? Can you tell me about him or her?
    * Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did they teach you?
    * Who has been the kindest to you in your life?
    * What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life?
    * What is your earliest memory?
    * Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?
    * What are you proudest of in your life?
    * When in life have you felt most alone?
    * How has your life been different than what you’d imagined?
    * How would you like to be remembered?
    * Do you have any regrets?
    * What does your future hold?
    * Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?
    * Is there something about me that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked?

    Friends

    * What is your first memory of me?
    * Was there a time when you didn’t like me?
    * What makes us such good friends?
    * How would you describe me? How would you describe yourself?
    * Where will we be in 10 years? 20 years?
    * Do you think we’ll ever lose touch with each other?
    * Is there anything that you’ve always wanted to tell me but haven’t?

    Grandparents

    * Where did you grow up?
    * What was your childhood like?
    * Who were your favorite relatives?
    * Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you?
    * How did you and grandma/grandpa meet?
    * What was my mom/dad like growing up?
    * Do you remember any songs that you used to sing to her/him? Can you sing them now?
    * Was she/he well-behaved?
    * What is the worst thing she/he ever did?
    * What were your parents like?
    * What were your grandparents like?
    * How would you like to be remembered?
    * Are you proud of me?

    Raising children

    * When did you first find out that you’d be a parent? How did you feel?
    * Can you describe the moment when you saw your child for the first time?
    * How has being a parent changed you?
    * What are your dreams for your children?
    * Do you remember when your last child left home for good?
    * Do you have any favorite stories about your kids?

    Parents

    * Do you remember what was going through your head when you first saw me?
    * How did you choose my name?
    * What was I like as a baby? As a young child?
    * Do you remember any of the songs you used to sing to me? Can you sing them now?
    * What were my siblings like?
    What were the hardest moments you had when I was growing up?
    * If you could do everything again, would you raise me differently?
    * What advice would you give me about raising my own kids?
    * What are your dreams for me?
    * How did you meet mom/dad?
    * Are you proud of me?

    Growing up

    * When and where were you born?
    * Where did you grow up?
    * What was it like?
    * Who were your parents?
    * What were your parents like?
    * How was your relationship with your parents?
    * Did you get into trouble? What was the worst thing you did?
    * Do you have any siblings? What were they like growing up?
    * What did you look like?
    * How would you describe yourself as a child? Were you happy?
    * What is your best memory of childhood? Worst?
    * Did you have a nickname? How’d you get it?
    * Who were your best friends? What were they like?
    * How would you describe a perfect day when you were young?
    * What did you think your life would be like when you were older?
    * Do you have any favorite stories from your childhood?

    School

    * Did you enjoy school?
    * What kind of student were you?
    * What would you do for fun?
    * How would your classmates remember you?
    * Are you still friends with anyone from that time in your life?
    * What are your best memories of grade school/high school/college/graduate school? Worst memories?
    * Was there a teacher or teachers who had a particularly strong influence on your life? Tell me about them.
    * Do you have any favorite stories from school?

    Love & Relationships

    * Do you have a love of your life?
    * When did you first fall in love?
    * Can you tell me about your first kiss?
    * What was your first serious relationship?
    * Do you believe in love at first sight?
    * Do you ever think about previous lovers?
    * What lessons have you learned from your relationships?

    Marriage & Partnerships

    * How did you meet your husband/wife?
    * How did you know he/she was “the one”?
    * How did you propose?
    * What were the best times? The most difficult times?
    * Did you ever think of getting divorced?
    * Did you ever get divorced? Can you tell me about it?
    * What advice do you have for young couples?
    * Do you have any favorite stories from your marriage or about your husband/wife?

    Working

    * What do you do for a living?
    * Tell me about how you got into your line of work.
    * Do you like your job?
    * What did you think you were going to be when you grew up?
    * What did you want to be when you grew up?
    * What lessons has your work life taught you?
    * If you could do anything now, what would you do? Why?
    * Do you plan on retiring? If so, when? How do you feel about it?
    * Do you have any favorite stories from your work life?

    Religion

    * Can you tell me about your religious beliefs/spiritual beliefs? What is your religion?
    * Have you experienced any miracles?
    * What was the most profound spiritual moment of your life?
    * Do you believe in God?
    * Do you believe in the after-life? What do you think it will be like?
    * When you meet God, what do you want to say to Him?

    Serious Illness

    * Can you tell me about your illness?
    * Do you think about dying? Are you scared?
    * How do you imagine your death?
    * Do you believe in an after-life?
    * Do you regret anything?
    * Do you look at your life differently now than before you were diagnosed?
    * Do you have any last wishes?
    * If you were to give advice to me or my children, or even children to come in our family, what would it be?
    * What have you learned from life? The most important things?
    * Has this illness changed you? What have you learned?
    * How do you want to be remembered?

    Family heritage

    * What is your ethnic background?
    * Where is your mom’s family from? Where is your dad’s family from?
    * Have you ever been there? What was that experience like?
    * What traditions have been passed down in your family?
    * Who were your favorite relatives?
    * Do you remember any of the stories they used to tell you?
    * What are the classic family stories? Jokes? Songs?

    War

    * Were you in the military?
    * Did you go to war? What was it like?
    * How did war change you?
    * During your service, can you recall times when you were afraid?
    * What are your strongest memories from your time in the military?
    * What lessons did you learn from this time in your life?

  • Re: I Need Your Questions!

    Sat, November 7, 2009 - 6:49 PM
    My favorite question is:

    What is your favorite smell?


    people don't think about their olfactory sense often enough.
    • Re: I Need Your Questions!

      Sat, November 7, 2009 - 10:40 PM
      HAZZA!
      thanks guys...
      i suspect blizzard of doing some copy/pasting... but i doooo love his brazen attitude!
      lovelovelove
      • Re: I Need Your Questions!

        Sat, November 7, 2009 - 10:41 PM
        oh shit...
        i still need more...
        some how taking from a website feels more like cheating than i am comfortable with..
        but you guys can cherry pick them and weed out the great ones!
        thanks 18 tons again!
        • Re: I Need Your Questions!

          Sun, November 8, 2009 - 5:10 AM
          Would you get caught cheating?
          • Re: I Need Your Questions!

            Sun, November 8, 2009 - 12:26 PM
            Would you still cheat if you knew you'd get caught?
            • Re: I Need Your Questions!

              Mon, November 9, 2009 - 4:36 PM
              Can you cry under water?

              How important does a person have to be before they are considered
              assassinated instead of just murdered?

              Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for
              your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

              Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
              buried in for eternity?

              Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

              What disease did cured ham actually have?

              How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
              a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

              Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
              like every two hours?

              If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

              Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

              Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
              binoculars to look at things on the ground?

              Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

              Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
              crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

              If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
              him?

              Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

              If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
              why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

              Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
              both dogs!

              If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
              he just buy dinner?

              If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
              vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

              If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

              Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
              tune?

              Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

              Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
              call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

              Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
              you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
              window?
              • Re: I Need Your Questions!

                Mon, November 9, 2009 - 11:04 PM
                > Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

                Don't forget Baa Baa Black Sheep!



                If humans have evolved due to past rapid climate change, should we embrace future rapid climate change to evolve even more?

                What's that smell?

                What are 3 famous volcanic eruptions, which is your favorite, and why?

                Would you rather drown or burn to death (note, 'burn to death' does NOT mean "Attend Burning Man and die from sensory overload")?

                If forced to do so, which parent would you shoot? Follow on question, would you shoot yourself instead?

                Why are the last 3 questions violent (and, depending on the smell in question, the last 4 questions)?

                What do I have in my pocket?

                If you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends noses, are they really your friend?

                Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what is it, and what is its name?

                What is your favorite guitar chord?

                Did you remember to turn your stove off before you left? How about the coffee machine?

                Would you rather be famous for something you never accomplished, or unknown for having done it?

                Did you floss?
    • Re: I Need Your Questions!

      Mon, November 9, 2009 - 4:53 PM
      > people don't think about their olfactory sense often enough.

      Miss Fidget does :-)
      • Re: I Need Your Questions!

        Tue, November 10, 2009 - 11:32 AM
        there's so many ways i adore that woman, how can i count thm all?
        • Re: I Need Your Questions!

          Tue, November 10, 2009 - 11:56 AM
          Why do people say, "I have to piss like a race horse" when it can take literally hours sometimes to get a race horse or a show horse for that matter, to piss after a race?
          • Re: I Need Your Questions!

            Wed, November 11, 2009 - 7:14 PM
            SWEET!
            between here and the Stag Camp web site...(BTW check us out if you like stagcamp.proboards.com )
            i have 224 more questions than i had earlier...

            i know i had just over 500 from burning man and PDF fall...
            so... i guess that means i need more
            the goal is 1000!
            thanks sooooo much...
            all this will be worth it... for someone :)
            keep 'em comin!
            ~cookieman
            • Re: I Need Your Questions!

              Mon, November 16, 2009 - 9:48 PM
              What are you passionate about in life, why, and how do you think this benefits yourself, and how does it benefit society as a whole?

              Do you believe in evolution, and if so, do you also believe in de-evolution?

              What is your highest formal level of education, do you wish to further this, and if so, in what manner and why?

              Do you believe Marijuana to be a "gateway drug"? Do you believe alcohol and nicotine should be classified in the same manner?

              What is your favorite color?

              How would you define your sexuality, and how does your sexuality define your lifestyle (including fashion, company kept, choice in leisure time, and your 'professional life', if any)?

              If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, do you care?

              How far can a dog run into said above 'woods'?

              Explaining the sociatial impacts of your answer, do people see colors (or 'colours') in the same way?

              Are you prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse? If not, why not, and if so, explain your preparedness.

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